“This Site contains several years of research in the classification of occlupanids. … These small objects are everywhere, dotting supermarket aisles and sidewalks with an impressive array of form and color. Misunderstood and under-researched, the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group has taken on the mantle of classifying this most common, yet most puzzling, member of phylum Plasticae.”

Via Pharyngula